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Bowyer’s Bite-size Blogettes

Alex Bowyer  //  A British thirtysomething living in Montréal, Canada, with interests in people & society, technology, science fiction, films, travel and getting the best out of life.

Can also be found blogging at alexbowyer.blogspot.com and tweeting as @alexbfree.

Oct 21 / 3:06pm

At the airport..

Man I hate it when they confiscate water at the airport - it's so arbitrary and random. Winds me up every time. Especially when I forget and I have to throw it away, so I buy a bottle on the other side - and it's identical! Grr - angry just thinking about it.

Which is why I love this cartoon! :-)

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Filed under  //  airport   funny   security   travel  

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Aug 24 / 6:59am

The secret is out - how to fix your own computer problem :-)

So true. This really is what we do :-)

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Filed under  //  computers   DIY   funny   help   technology   technophobe  

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Jul 31 / 8:54pm

I know you want to be Canadian :-)

Just came across this amusing video which Canadian singer Julia Bentley did with Andrew Gunadie to celebrate Canada Day earlier this month. It's silly but fun! Check out the lyrics:

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

CHORUS

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

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Filed under  //  canada   funny   mounties   music   video  

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Jul 29 / 12:41pm

Estimation

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Filed under  //  files   funny   user-interfaces   windows  

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Jul 15 / 8:02pm

Craigslist ad with a sense of humour

While looking for furniture on Craigslist we came across this unusual ad. Stands out from the crowd :-)

   
Click here to download:
Craigslist_ad_with_a_sense_of_.zip (270 KB)

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Filed under  //  classifieds   funny  

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